Ten friends found the abusive and sexually-explicit message on their bill at Joe Delucci's Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire.

Diner Clare Watkin said she thought it was written after they complained about poor service.

The party from Walsall had gone to the restaurant on Friday. Owner Nigel Langsdon has begun an investigation.

Ms Watkin said: "I couldn't believe it. The bill read 'fish cakes', which one of us had for a starter, and it was written right above it - absolutely disgusting language.

"We actually booked the table for 8 o' clock in the evening, by the time they had taken our order it was quarter to nine and we didn't actually receive our food until quarter past 10."

She added: "I'd like a written apology from the restaurant and I'd also like some compensation.

"I think that the way that we've been spoken to is absolutely outrageous."

TV chef Gordon Ramsay's foul-mouthed diatribes on his Channel 4 show The F Word have given viewers an insight into the type of language often used in the restaurant kitchen.

Joe Delucci's owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff and he did not know how it ended up as an item on the receipt.

He said: "That shouldn't come out on the bill, so we've got to find out what's gone wrong there.

"But we have apologised unreservedly to the girls concerned and said that they're very welcome to come back and have a free meal and we'd like them to."

He has also offered to donate the bill for their meal to charity.

The cost of the meal came to £284.68, including a 10% service charge.

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look at that, too.


in case you don't believe me - [link]

THERES FUCKING MUDKIPS EVERYWHERE!!!!!

it looks like a good movie.

the one with the ghosts, and the family and the mysteries...
it looks interesting, and i wanna see it.

....dumbest one with an online stranger from a yahoo chatroom
rofl
man i have no life..

kara.kapilar: for real?
Melissa: yes i definitely know how to make burritos.
kara.kapilar: oh lord i am hungry
Melissa: really
Melissa: i can send you one throug the mail if you want
kara.kapilar: i dont think i can wait so long
Melissa: oh then i could put it in this teleportation device i created with my basic at home tools and i could put the burrito into the teleporter and you'd get it in an instant i just need your social securtiy number
kara.kapilar: hahah
kara.kapilar: well i prefer town portals
kara.kapilar: much easier to use
Melissa: hmm. i suppose, or i could just tell you my secret ingrediants and you could create your own. town portals are much too expensive, i cant afford.
Melissa: unless yu have a credit card
kara.kapilar: i know people who can create portals in exchange of mana potions
Melissa: you have mana? i need mana. i also need more experience to wear my armour. i think i should increase my sword skills too, or maybe i should just put it into the masterys.
kara.kapilar: i dont have mana actually i cant understand how wizards use the blue potions anyway
kara.kapilar: i would recommend you axes
Melissa: hm.. what if im actually a sorcerer? or an assasin? maybe im a necromancer, but i can't tell you. either way, i need more experience for my armour.
kara.kapilar: well as a dwarf warrior all the mana users are same to me.. cant understand them ,dont like them
kara.kapilar: ah
kara.kapilar: except priests
Melissa: maybe you should just level. increase yo skills and master the game.
kara.kapilar: its forbidden to play
Melissa: you're forbiddden to play
kara.kapilar: anyway
Melissa: untheny dicktrotter is cooler than any other dicktroter in the cuontry
kara.kapilar: what :/
Melissa: its the truth. you wouldn't know.... you're simply inexperienced. my friends Dr.Koktopus and Dr.Watercock can explain everything... later.
kara.kapilar: no no i got a school to graduate
Melissa: how old are you little girl
kara.kapilar: 23
kara.kapilar:
Melissa: are you held back are in college
kara.kapilar: well i had bad times
Melissa: if you need counseling you ought to contact your counselor.
kara.kapilar: it would be good if i did
Melissa: indeed. you do know about punnet squares, am i correct?
kara.kapilar: imnot into biology very much
Melissa: it is typically taught in junior high. the basics, i mean.
kara.kapilar: it was a long time ago, but i know basics of course
Melissa: you are a girl, correct?
kara.kapilar: what makes you think i am a girl?
Melissa: you didnt correct me when i said "how old are you little girl"
kara.kapilar: i thought it was kind of a joke
Melissa: ah, it was. so you are male / female? it is relevant.
kara.kapilar: isnt the picture seen
kara.kapilar: oh lord
Melissa: it is rather unclear.
kara.kapilar: ah cmon
Melissa: the background is brighter than the actual body, making the body dark and hard to see.
kara.kapilar: just like a silhouette
Melissa: indeed.
kara.kapilar: do u watch lost?
Melissa: nope. i usually watch discovery health.
kara.kapilar: oh lord
Melissa: why ?
kara.kapilar: i like earthquake documentaries
Melissa: i like E.R. stories.
kara.kapilar: there was this series
kara.kapilar: ER
kara.kapilar: i prefer x files
Melissa: hmm.. i enjoy comedy central.
kara.kapilar: i love seinfeld
Melissa: i don't.
kara.kapilar:
Melissa: i love dumb pointless shows like southpark to important shows on discovery chanle
kara.kapilar: ah i see
kara.kapilar: an i guess i have reflux
Melissa: wut
Melissa: acid reflux
kara.kapilar: yeah
Melissa: tht is unfortunate
kara.kapilar: yea
Melissa: i love cats
kara.kapilar: yeaah
kara.kapilar: female cats behave me better
Melissa: i live with my mom
kara.kapilar: i cant ride a bike
Melissa: i can ride a tricycle
kara.kapilar: on your own
Melissa: no only with my mom
kara.kapilar: oh
kara.kapilar: my mom cant cook pasta
Melissa: i've eaten a dick before
kara.kapilar: i can fart anytime i want
Melissa: i signed the declaration of independence
kara.kapilar: my skin is so sensitive
kara.kapilar: i am allergic to almost everything
Melissa: i was born with 5 cocks and a dollar sign on my cheek
kara.kapilar: i prefer sterlin
Melissa: i prefer viagra
kara.kapilar: i prefer cialix
Melissa: i prefer fetuses
kara.kapilar: heh
Melissa: hm.
kara.kapilar: im done:/
Melissa: with wut
Melissa: im done with your BULLSHIT
kara.kapilar: dogshit
Melissa: i believe its time for me to conspire with my pasta. goodbye.
kara.kapilar: bye

Awesome conversation with a strange "pedophile?" (perhaps....)
ANUS EATER!
by the way, i changed my AIM to just melissa
actually it's probably just a friend of mine
because nobody has told me who it is, if it is a joke.


anusEater: hello
melissa: who are you
anusEater: you know damn well who i am
anusEater: i watch you in teh hallways of our school everyday
anusEater: my child
melissa: awesome
anusEater: i lust for you
melissa: that's great.
anusEater: but you do not want nme
anusEater: why is this so
melissa: i'm pretty sure i do want to know who this is
anusEater: alas im to embaressed
anusEater: for if you knew i could never picture your suppu lent body in my mind again
melissa: uh k who did you get my aim from
anusEater: where do you think i got it?
melissa: idk god
anusEater: exactly
anusEater: would you liek to cyber
anusEater: with god
melissa: no
melissa: but i would like to know who you are
anusEater: i told you i cannot tell you
melissa: then i guess this conversation is going to get nowhere fast.
anusEater: i want to be inside you
anusEater: and when i say inside i mean ur ear
melissa: thats manly
anusEater: itis
melissa: do you eat anus
anusEater: only yours
melissa: whats my name
anusEater: melissa
melissa: hm whats my last name
anusEater: no idea
melissa: whats your last name
anusEater: no idea
melissa: whats your first name
anusEater: mike
melissa: idk anyone named mike
anusEater: exactly
melissa: are you male or female
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and anuseater never returned again...