....dumbest one with an online stranger from a yahoo chatroom
rofl
man i have no life..

kara.kapilar: for real?
Melissa: yes i definitely know how to make burritos.
kara.kapilar: oh lord i am hungry
Melissa: really
Melissa: i can send you one throug the mail if you want
kara.kapilar: i dont think i can wait so long
Melissa: oh then i could put it in this teleportation device i created with my basic at home tools and i could put the burrito into the teleporter and you'd get it in an instant i just need your social securtiy number
kara.kapilar: hahah
kara.kapilar: well i prefer town portals
kara.kapilar: much easier to use
Melissa: hmm. i suppose, or i could just tell you my secret ingrediants and you could create your own. town portals are much too expensive, i cant afford.
Melissa: unless yu have a credit card
kara.kapilar: i know people who can create portals in exchange of mana potions
Melissa: you have mana? i need mana. i also need more experience to wear my armour. i think i should increase my sword skills too, or maybe i should just put it into the masterys.
kara.kapilar: i dont have mana actually i cant understand how wizards use the blue potions anyway
kara.kapilar: i would recommend you axes
Melissa: hm.. what if im actually a sorcerer? or an assasin? maybe im a necromancer, but i can't tell you. either way, i need more experience for my armour.
kara.kapilar: well as a dwarf warrior all the mana users are same to me.. cant understand them ,dont like them
kara.kapilar: ah
kara.kapilar: except priests
Melissa: maybe you should just level. increase yo skills and master the game.
kara.kapilar: its forbidden to play
Melissa: you're forbiddden to play
kara.kapilar: anyway
Melissa: untheny dicktrotter is cooler than any other dicktroter in the cuontry
kara.kapilar: what :/
Melissa: its the truth. you wouldn't know.... you're simply inexperienced. my friends Dr.Koktopus and Dr.Watercock can explain everything... later.
kara.kapilar: no no i got a school to graduate
Melissa: how old are you little girl
kara.kapilar: 23
kara.kapilar:
Melissa: are you held back are in college
kara.kapilar: well i had bad times
Melissa: if you need counseling you ought to contact your counselor.
kara.kapilar: it would be good if i did
Melissa: indeed. you do know about punnet squares, am i correct?
kara.kapilar: imnot into biology very much
Melissa: it is typically taught in junior high. the basics, i mean.
kara.kapilar: it was a long time ago, but i know basics of course
Melissa: you are a girl, correct?
kara.kapilar: what makes you think i am a girl?
Melissa: you didnt correct me when i said "how old are you little girl"
kara.kapilar: i thought it was kind of a joke
Melissa: ah, it was. so you are male / female? it is relevant.
kara.kapilar: isnt the picture seen
kara.kapilar: oh lord
Melissa: it is rather unclear.
kara.kapilar: ah cmon
Melissa: the background is brighter than the actual body, making the body dark and hard to see.
kara.kapilar: just like a silhouette
Melissa: indeed.
kara.kapilar: do u watch lost?
Melissa: nope. i usually watch discovery health.
kara.kapilar: oh lord
Melissa: why ?
kara.kapilar: i like earthquake documentaries
Melissa: i like E.R. stories.
kara.kapilar: there was this series
kara.kapilar: ER
kara.kapilar: i prefer x files
Melissa: hmm.. i enjoy comedy central.
kara.kapilar: i love seinfeld
Melissa: i don't.
kara.kapilar:
Melissa: i love dumb pointless shows like southpark to important shows on discovery chanle
kara.kapilar: ah i see
kara.kapilar: an i guess i have reflux
Melissa: wut
Melissa: acid reflux
kara.kapilar: yeah
Melissa: tht is unfortunate
kara.kapilar: yea
Melissa: i love cats
kara.kapilar: yeaah
kara.kapilar: female cats behave me better
Melissa: i live with my mom
kara.kapilar: i cant ride a bike
Melissa: i can ride a tricycle
kara.kapilar: on your own
Melissa: no only with my mom
kara.kapilar: oh
kara.kapilar: my mom cant cook pasta
Melissa: i've eaten a dick before
kara.kapilar: i can fart anytime i want
Melissa: i signed the declaration of independence
kara.kapilar: my skin is so sensitive
kara.kapilar: i am allergic to almost everything
Melissa: i was born with 5 cocks and a dollar sign on my cheek
kara.kapilar: i prefer sterlin
Melissa: i prefer viagra
kara.kapilar: i prefer cialix
Melissa: i prefer fetuses
kara.kapilar: heh
Melissa: hm.
kara.kapilar: im done:/
Melissa: with wut
Melissa: im done with your BULLSHIT
kara.kapilar: dogshit
Melissa: i believe its time for me to conspire with my pasta. goodbye.
kara.kapilar: bye